the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So squirting runs in the family.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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