Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I would ride that face into the sunset
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
