Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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