if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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