Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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