You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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