Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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