You surviving the open bar?
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accomplished twins. life is a go
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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