I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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