3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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