Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I need help removing her.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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