Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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