Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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