I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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