Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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