p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
