Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to make a zoo with you.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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