Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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