Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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