i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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