I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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