you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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