If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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