Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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