2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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