I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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