i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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