I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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