So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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