Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
