Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Plan B is the new Plan A
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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