After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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