We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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