i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
