Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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