HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
