Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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