She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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