how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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