ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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