a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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