His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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