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say what?
wanna hang out?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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