My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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