Me too!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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