garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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