But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You're a disaster
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