Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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