Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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