i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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