So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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