I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
