Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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