What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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