You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
